Let me seduce you! Talks in which you learn how to “program Java correctly & cleanly” has been seen way to often. In this session you will learn things you should never do in your next Java project. Let’s leave the world of all this boring clean code and come with me on a journey into the shadows of Java programming. Even though Java is a solid & stable language, there are still some loopholes that you can exploit with tools like Reflection to get really whacky results and effects. If you want to experience the pain of these hacks then you’ve come to the right place.